Subject: Estrogen Found in Beer   Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of   female hormones.   Challenged to prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of   beer.   The scientists observed that 100% of them gained weight,   talked excessively without making sense, became emotional,   couldn't drive, couldn't think, and refused to apologize when wrong.   No further testing is planned..
				Dorm Fine --------- On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students: "The female dormitory is out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students.  Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.  The second time you will be fined $60.  A third time will cost you a fine of $180.  Are there any questions?" A male student inquired, "How much for a season pass?"
		FASHION STATEMENT                 __________________________________________ A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.  This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense." The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings." "Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly. "So, really? How long have you been wearing one?" "Ever since my wife found it in our bed."

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